Shot Glass Thought: My Bald Head Gets Cold

My big bald head gets so freaking cold. I know I could wear a beanie or whatever, but hats aren't something that I'm used to. I have had a thick mop of hair for most of my life. So this whole being bald all the time thing has taken some getting used to. I now wear windbrakers and sweaters far more than I used to. I put my hood up when I go in the grocery store because it is so fucking cold in there. But it's worth it. I would rather have my head be all one thing. Either all hair, or no hair. I want to have hair like I did when I was 15 or I want to be balder than a bald eagle with a shotgun and a cheeseburger with an American flag cape. America fuck yeah!