So my friend was showing me all the images and clips that he has recorded of himself playing video games. It was almost exclusively close ups of female ass. He is the kind of guy that convinces himself that it's somehow a funny quirk. But really he just loves ass. He could line the walls of his apartment with pictures of ass and he'd never think it was weird. He likes ass like how I like to check for new customers at the host stand. Obsessively.
I don't find anything wrong with it, this ass obsession. It just makes me laugh that his art, the art that he makes, the stuff that he likes, the clips that he records almost always are about ass. I think if there are any single ladies out there that want a man that knows how to appreciate an ass, then hit me up and I'll put you touch with this man of many asses.
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