Shot Glass Thought: Older Music is Relative

There are people in this world that act like T-Pain is unimaginably old music. I love the music of Al Bowly. So old is very relative to me. I'd listen to the modern adaptation of ancient Egyptian religious chanting. I'd listen to it and I'd have an opinion on it and that's really all that matters. Can you think of something that you don't have an opinion on? No, because that shit doesn't matter. I can't say that I don't have an opinion on tractors because that would be untrue. I have an uninteresting opinion on tractors because I don't care to know anything about them. So my opinion on tractors is that I don't find them interesting enough to merit learning about. I loved tractors as a kid. I admire people who love tractors. I think there is a simplicity to that sort of living that is very admirable. But I have other things to be doing, like frantically searching the internet for some kind of recreation of ancient Egyptian chanting and rituals. If I can find something in there that sounds like T-Pain then I believe I will have uncovered some universal truth about our world. So, gotta go.