So yeah just like the title says, feet are really gross. They smell bad, they are sore. Sometimes they develop sores. I can't stand feet. If you fuck them up somehow, well too bad, you still have to stand on them all the time.
I have fucked up my feet and at this point I'm feeling like I've fucked everything else up in life too. I should probably become a life guru. That's what you do when you've failed at everything else right? You just pretend like everything is great and then charge people for your brand of bullshit.
Speaking of bullshit, this blog is devoted to it. I'm covering books, video games and movies. All the shit that you could ever need to distract you from your life. Almost to the point that distracting yourself from life becomes your life. That was not profound. Because it was bullshit.
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