Travel is overrated for people like me who hate travel. If you know that you are like me then do not listen to the boobs out there that want you to spend all your money going places where you don't want to go. Just stay home.
I spend most of my time working. If I were to travel then I would be spending all my time working, so that I could have enough money to go somewhere that is not my home. But all I really want is to go back home. I don't want to party all night, or hook up with some wild broad and live dangerously, I want to go home.
"But it's an experience that will widen your horizons!!" or some shit like that. You know what else broadens your horizons? Reading a fucking book. There are so many books in the world, if you read a tenth of a tenth of a percent of them your horizons would be fucking huge. And you'd never have to see any of what you read about in person because humans have this really cool feature preinstalled called an imagination.
Travel is expensive, the library is free as long as you're not one of those dumbasses that doesn't return the books on time. How fucking hard is it to keep the receipt that they give you and just read it ever so often so that you'll know when to return what is not yours? It's not that fucking hard.
Most of the people who rave about how great travel is actually have a miserable time traveling. But they spend so much money on it that they have to try and convince themselves that it wasn't totally miserable. You have to do something in order for the buyer's remorse to not take over your life.
Yes you might meet the love of your life, but you also might never fall in love and be out $2,800. OR a whole lot more than just $2,800. You could be out $2,800 and have herpes. That would be way worse that just staying home and watching a basketball game Friday night. Then ignore your alarm and sleep in all day on Saturday. That is what you call an unbeatable combo.
In all honesty, you should travel if you want to travel. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not going to stop anyone from doing anything. I want to be one of those guys that starts a blog and then becomes a millionaire from it and then just pretends to care about things online when in reality I masturbate 12 times a day and have a gym membership just to hit on girls.
One of the best experiences of my life happened because I wasn't yet aware of how miserable travel is and I went to Denmark and met somebody who would I now consider family and love very much. So if you think you should travel maybe you should. But if you have a miserable time don't lie about it to yourself or anyone else.
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