Shot Glass Thought: Your Sign

If I had punched everyone in the face that ever told me about their sign, my hands would be shattered to pieces. I'd be lugging around two useless, clumps of flesh and bone. Yes I am a Leo and I suppose that is explanation enough for why I am hogging all the attention. But do you really think that that is all that there is to knowing people? I don't match up with these types of people because they are pretty fucking stupid. I'm cynical and a dick. I get it, but I don't think that has anything to do with the fucking moon. If I spoke about mystic shit like astrology the way the some people do, I would be committed. If you're into that stuff, then for fucks sake, leave me out of it. Unless you're an Aries, in which case would you like to get a drink later?