Sometimes all you need to clear your head is a few seconds of motionless groaning on the couch. Everybody needs a couch or a bed that functions as a couch. If you have a couch, then anything can happen. You might make your first moves with your new chick and then when she says "let's take this to the bedroom.." Surprise! Your apartment is smaller than she thought, you guys can fuck right where you are. Now that's the kind of surprise that will tell you how important money is to her. If she couldn't tell that it was a run down studio apartment before, then she knows now. It's not even really a bedroom and a bathroom. It's more like a ....room that has a bed and a toilet. But really, you don't need much more than that.
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