Joke writer who loves dark humor. I'm the sole author of this blog's dark jokes, short jokes and short stories. One post per day or more.
Shot Glass Thought: Journey is Great; Inner Critic
I don't care how cheesy it may be. There is really only one way to start a work day if you care about doing a good job. You blast Journey all the way to work. Separate ways is dope. Don't stop believing is dope. I'll be alright without you is a bit sad but still is kinda badass if you've ever felt the need to burn a relationship to the ground like I often do. Lovin Touchin Squeezin is rad too. I didn't correctly punctuate any of this shit and if you've been reading my more recent posts, you might have noticed that the grammar and spelling have taken a bit of a hit. This is in response to my inner critic that tells me that how massive a retard I am for making mistakes on basic shit. Well fuck you inner critic. This asshole also thinks that my morning ritual with Journey is stupid. He's an asshole, but sometimes he's right. When I want to follow the guy who cut me off in traffic and then slash his tires while he is picking up his prescriptions in the pharmacy, the inner critic argues really loudly that it's a terrible idea. At the very least he argues that it is a poorly planned idea and that if I really want to go around slashing tires, then I need to invest more time and energy in planning and executing the slashing of tires. So he has his uses.
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