Comedy Story: Cheer Up and Carry On

First of all I'd like to say fuck me. I have 3 places for relaxation  set up in my apartment and only one workstation. I have a bed, a spot on the floor to relax on and a recliner. My desk where I do all my work sometimes doesn't get used at all but I can play video games or watch horror films from all 3 of the other positions. Let me inform you that this apartment is a studio apartment. So there isn't much room in here but I've definitely made room for plenty of relaxing.

Nobody can work all the time indefinitely without any repercussions. I don't even want to work more than I do. I'm just saying that when there is a que of shit that needs to get done in my life...I'm never surprised. I put stuff off, it's as simple as that. I have made plenty of plans and all that results in is me taking out my trash sooner than expected.

My dishes and bills pile up. My shower and toilet are usually really clean. I don't organize things all that well. But my hooker decapitating station is always really clean...Hmm maybe I should take that part out. Nah...nobody misses hookers.

When I do allow things to pile up I make one short list and spend an entire day getting everything done on that list. This is an emotional but also rational solution. If I insist on getting everything done on the list then I will have everything that I need to get done, done. But I also do it for the endorphin release that I get from completing objectives in real life the way that I do in video games. I also feel good about following my list in public as if it is of critical importance for the preservation of the union when really I'm just picking up toilet paper and Diet Sunkist.

I am doing just fine. Plenty of people love me and I them. I'm not in a hurry to be a billionaire and I don't live everyday like it's my last. I'm doing just fine because I'm edging my way into a dream career one day at a time. I'm also going at a pace where I won't burn out. That's the most important part to me. Maybe you feel stressed about where you are in the pursuit of your dream. Well, we can only take it one day at a time. So cheer up and carry on.

Shot Glass Thought: Pot in Detroit

The city of Detroit needs legal recreational marijuana. But not just a little, they need enough to help them forget that they live in Detroit. All of the pot that the city confiscated over the years should be sold back to the people that want it. That is the true hustle, when you can legally steal and sell illegal shit for profit. "Oh it's legal now because we make the rules bitch, now where my money at??" -City of Detroit.

Shot Glass Thought: Dreams Prepare You

Scientists have found out that nightmares help to prepare us for real life horrors. But I have yet to encounter a giant pair of sentient teeth trying to chomp me to bits inside of my grandpa's barn.

Original story right here: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/brain-scans-show-our-bad-dreams-might-actually-help-us-face-fears-in-real-life/ar-BBXAvna

Short Funny Story: Troubling Myanmar

Myanmar has had to form a legal team in order to defend itself against accusations of mass rape, mass murder and systematic torturing. Myanmar seems to be going a long way to avoid being called...liberal.

I want to point out that the population of Myanmar is overwhelmingly Buddhist. So to all the Buddhists in Asheville, NC which seems to be overwhelmingly Buddhist, stop acting like you are actual Buddhists. I think we both now know that the main tenets of Buddhism are meditation, enlightenment and wholesale slaughter. So if you're going to claim Buddhism, you better get to rapin' and killin'.

Short Funny Story: BPD, Not A Laughing Matter

Of all the mental illnesses that you might have, people with BPD are the most likely to have endured childhood trauma. It's kind of impossible nowadays to know what a trauma really is, because some people can be traumatized by the election of  a president. I would think the unsolicited grabbing of your pussy by a strange orange man might be traumatizing, but his election to run the country... not so much. 

Anyway, BPD sufferers out there can be more at ease with talking to a professional about their issues as recent scientific findings indicate that your psycho parents do not work at your shrink's office. But they might follow you there and wait for you in the parking lot. Even if they are dead. 

But seriously, get help because we all want to live well, have good relationships and beat homeless people senseless. 

Shot Glass Thoughts: Traumatic Brain Injury Recovery

So scientists have found that if they implant some new science shit in the brains of mice with brain damage, the new science shit will grow the brain back to being healthy. They think that this will one day help humans to recover from brain injuries. I just wanna know, who is giving the mice brain damage? Is there a guy in a lab room that knows just how hard he has to stomp in order to damage the brains but not kill the mice? If so, that guy does not discuss his career on first dates or on any dates. How do you break that to your woman? "Sweetheart, I'm a mouse stomper."

Click here to check it out: https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2019/11/20/Animal-study-shows-promise-for-traumatic-brain-injury-treatment/1101574274880/

Shot Glass Thoughts: World Peace and Energy For Everyone Solved

So Putin, the god of Russia or whatever thinks that eliminating the usage of gas would put humanity into caves. He thinks that if we had no nuclear energy, gas and fossil fuels in general then we would all just have to live in caves again... Well he's right. I mean most alternative energy makes only enough energy to barely be worth setting up in the first place. What we should really be doing is putting a nuclear reactor in every country on the planet. That way none of us can ever bombed. The explosion of a nuclear reactor would destroy the whole world. So there you go. World peace and energy for everyone solved in one blog post.