Here are 11 of the finest short jokes that I could muster one evening before work. Please enjoy and share them with your friends!
Earning a college degree teaches you how to be a manager with non answers.
Trusting pimp let's girls do their own bookkeeping.
Community focused combat vet eager to show off ear collection taken from enemies.
Reformed college sex addict teaching couples how to "slut it up" in their relationships. One of her reviews said that she was "Very hands on. More than willing to show us exactly what to do." Some are concerned that this behavior might be triggering for the former education major but she insists "This is not a setup for a three way."
Health conscious drug dealer assures clients "relapse is a part of recovery."
Reviews are mixed for the secret novel that took everyone by surprise, "11 Rules of Great Parenting by Charles Manson."
Obvious traumatic brain injury sufferer President Donald Trump dismisses severity of brain injuries.
Facebook cozy room photo liker and blogger Martha Dimwittie found to be a closeted anarchist after she retweet a post about living without rules or limitations.
Racist coronavirus only killing Asians so far. Social justice advocates volunteer others for possible expansion project in the name of equality.
Former drug addicts explain that prison time helped them get clean contradicting dick headed Criminology professor who doesn't actually know anything.
"Success is much easier to borrow from parents" -2nd generation wealth
Enjoy these short jokes and share them with all your friends!
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Lol at the Corona virus one. I heard one today that was like, "Even if they had a vaccine for the corona virus, half of y'all wouldnt even get it"
ReplyDeletelol I liked that one too. So true about the vaccine man. We got a lot of knuckle dragging going on in our world today.
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