Here are my jokes of the day! Hope you get a big belly laugh from these and share them with your friends. Cheers!
One frustrated parent psychologist recommends being a better parent by being more mindful...of the fact that you are raising a little shit and a future menace to society.
One archaeologist believes there is evidence to suggest that the last Neanderthals died while running for their lives from a group of capitalist cavemen who wanted to talk them into corporate life.
Flights to China are being cancelled en masse due to the presence of the coronavirus. Also experiencing cancellations are the virgin islands and Tokyo. Some believe it's because experienced lovers do not prefer virgins as they are a bit clumsy and fumbling in bed and Tokyo because it's waters are home to Godzilla.
Desperate individuals fighting over Popeye's chicken make the strongest case for eugenics.
Traumatic brain injury found to be the number one way to develop a new personality.
10-12 years of study on any topic has been found to be a waste of a life unless it makes your rich. -your parents.
Judge ruled that the court case where a Tennessee man smoked pot in front of her was "pretty chill."
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