Rigid adherence to feminist norms will result in a clueless bitch.
Rigid adherence to masculine norms will produce a dangerous acting, closeted homosexual/rapist.
The astronomers that reported the giant fuzzy blob that was allegedly heading right for the Earth apologized today saying that "The lens on the telescope was foggy. Tim breathes his raunchy Taco Bell breath all over the thing. I'm surprised it still works to be honest." Doners to the scientific institution want to know if some of their funding will go to providing Tic-Tacs for Tim.
American archaeologists' plan for uncovering more of the Earth's secrets? Interviewing extra terrestrials and the elderly, who might have been around to see most of it happen.
OJ Simpson's highly anticipated new book debuted this weekend. "How to Love Yourself" is a story about self forgiveness for all men who have committed murder in a fit of rage.
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