Here are some hot and fresh jokes to keep this week of woe and doom somewhat manageable. Try to ignore your petty manager and keep on keeping on!
1. Angry blow up doll explodes under pressure.
2. Protester want police to stop posting wanted images on social media because it is a form of "Public humiliation and bullying." Police chief Chad Lengwall commented that there will be no change in police policy because the comments, which he personally monitors are "pretty fucking hilarious."
3. FDA to remove allergy warning from labels as a population control measure.
4. Some critics of the various major news outlets have criticized the lack of media coverage that the Harvey Weinstein trial is getting. Meanwhile, the Harvey Weinstein trial is proving once and for all that nobody wants to hear about a fat disgusting old rapist.
5. According to reports on my personal Facebook feed, all of China has died to the coronavirus.
6. Viral marketing campaigns are pushing fake cures for the coronavirus that actually spread it according to Panic News Network.
7. The science of climate change has had a couple new names proposed for it. There are some that support the name "Global flood prevention" and others that prefer the name "Building a wetter doomsday."
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