I will take Buddha's meditation advice and I am already on his workout regimen.
I don't care for self help books, I prefer manic depressive tutorials instead.
I am more embarrassed to laugh in public by myself than some people are to masturbate in public.
Friends that aren't there for you when you need them were never friends. They were enemies waiting for the chance to stab you. They watch your every move and they pretend to love you...every time it happens the same way. I heard this from.... my toaster...and I've never seen evidence to the contrary.
Orange juice and ginger ale is the best and easiest punch that I make for 1 person...me.
I try to look as unapproachable as possible when I am not at work. I suppose I am an introvert, but I'm mostly trying to stay away from people on the sidewalk... taking surveys.
Six of my new one liners. I wanted to try something different. Let me know what you think.
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